Midday Cigarettes With Talking Trees

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

dont worry you'll find it

which idiot didnt know

bye blue shit you're no longer my label you've served well but jocleen murdered you so BYE

oh damnit the sch magazine sucks big time -.- of all the photos taken they used the one taken first term of last year so unglam mans shitass they even enlarged and zoomed in WTF it got me so triggered i fitsed my way out after chinese lesson and xie lao shi heard me -.- GAWD....tried comforting myself with the " its okay its natural to look fugly in your first year"...somebody comforted me with the _____s-uglier-look-like-monkey, hence eventually after much persuation to shutup i did :D "nevermind nevermind nevermind nevermind" :] the rest of the day was FINE just FINE.

counldnt be more unexpected

at 9:31 PM

Monday, February 26, 2007

just follow LAW

JOCLEENS 14th BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION :
just follow law is the DEAL mann :D awesome WOOHOO
4Bs :
bang jio
bang sai
bang pui
bang gang
COMPLETELY ANAL
igotthis from the movie
LINK

there was an occurance today at school after all the damnit tests.stef THOUGHT she had heats when it was THURSDAY. and i said it bloody loud "stef just pwn" OKAY .... WTH...im not some bad ass kiddo alright.the bus ride to the mrt station was like outrage of modesty...everyone packed tgt..some pri sch kiddo kept opening her file.."like excuse me EHEM there isnt any bloody space for you to open and close,open and close your damnit file" >:{ but then again NAH i couldnt quite bring myself to say it so mean :D
ALRIGHTEE HAD LOADS OF FUN TODAY AND IM TURNING IN :D
cherri-o!

at 9:04 PM

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

bubble gum tongue

SPASMISTICALLY GORGEOUS
friday-the kiddy department= major ownage esp the $6 glasses im getting one

school sure can be a happy pill :D im all cheered up and the thought of smuggling bratty children to be sold in cambodia is dismissed( okay im KIDDING) im strongly against it OKAY cheena forever the best ,i got chocolates :D. tution was like a derange 80's song i almost fell aslp so i was excused to put my head down for 5 mins (WTH?) im putting a tab on the language again so no more no more no more hoohaas.riding backwards on a lorry is uber cool,a lil emo,but cool esp at night with the wind and sky so peaceful like playing a serenade.gotta try that again sometime soon.

the native look = PIMPLES -.-

at 10:48 PM

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

well baby i surrender the strawberry ice cream

people should start knocking on my door and present me an award,this cheena new year : i spoke to each person at an average of 4mins

my summary of cheena bozo new year : i would've been better if i wasnt a bad socialist among my parents friends WHY? beacause they are damn annoying always asking stupid questions.i could write a book of annoying questions that are bound to pop in your face and crack you up -.- NARCIST

ONE why you so tall DAMN
TWO why you so thin DAMN
THREE why you drink so much soft drinks DAMN

whats worst they self open your drawers / cupboards WTF GAWD i've so far been robbed of 3/4 of chocolates in my room.they just happen to be on the table on minute and the nxt my dad allows the grunny kids,who happen to kick and scream, to take them away ~~fuck~~ .. ask yourselves why dont YOU have an asshole?HYPOCRATES

ilearntsomething
shibye= chi fan(eat rice) often misunderstood as cheebye= g spot :D
getitright

the best thing is still and always will be DAH MONEH :]

at 4:36 PM

Friday, February 16, 2007

purple colour the flower

CNY celebration was overrated.i learnt NEVER EVER SIT INFRONT OF PRISCILLA during any concert that might have a possibility of being overrated.there were only four good performances in both CIP and the celebration.everyone could tell the old folks from yong en easier to talk to but they were all nice :D mdm annie leong damn talkative,talk about tv programmes with me,i didnt unds anything until the part where she talked about the fish so i concluded double happiness.but it felt good to become part of other peoples life although the difference is unmeasurable :D (chim right) she told me she was very happy * GRINS * btw some people cant take a joke -.- no biggie higgie its your loss

second half of the day was 3/4 fam +hanya+melanie+joanne :D

GIMMEGIMMEIWANT:D

some people are just scheming.you suck mann if you ever get away with it i'll always make sure you get caught,hanged up infront of what you call "public" and make you confess then i'll see you through the gallows to get what you deserved.brainwashment? no way SIAH not so easy especially with an entangled web of lies that will go back haunting and getting in your way.you're the one thats not good enough :P

at 11:35 PM

Thursday, February 15, 2007

scandalous

14feb

FLASHERS

ok which was the person from 2.4 math class who left a pooh bear can with cookies in it ? no name no note no nothing how to thank you? :D although i have to admit i dropped the can a gazillion times.

homec practical just isnt my thing.i forgot almost 7/8 of the stuff THANK YOU HANYA for giving me the cheese the meat and the whatsoever.evaluation was just all bout how thick your skin was.
qn: what did you think you did well
qn:what do you think you can improve on
qn:do you think it is appealing to teenagers
qn:how have you met the task
there were only4-5 qns(here you go lets see how thick-skined you are)

today the cookies,candies,chocolates were trailing behind me.suddenly im playing hansel and gratel :X WTH the best yet was history 11/20 omfg i love it when i play genius and not study for tests just the BEST same goes for homec if i pass by yet another mark i would just say " wow fuck i did it again" :D (sorry i just gave up the restraining of language)math was darn insteresting sharmos and priscilla snapped :D zying and i were laughing at priscilla's many "what ifs" and sharmos's outburst of laughter for no good reason

i thought i was at the wrong door when i came home there was some furry new year sign on the door then got he red pineapple hanging from the conny i thought i was at geylang pls. then my maid opened the door -.- for the first time SOMEBODY completely had no sense of overdoing things.

guitar lessons are getting more and more AMUSING :D the teacher gets to aroused when he plays,teach,tunes he just gets carried away and goes on with his playing.the room contains four people but the movement so still so unatural and unlike us BUT we cant just go laughing like nuts not to mention the cat sequels and the rawr and meowing
.
msn gen wo bu suang signing in and out

at 10:27 PM

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

LALALALA VALENTINES TOMORROW!
;willyoubemine! :D

finally i found my happy pill once again WOOOHOOOO WOOOOOSHHHH!!! :D YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (ok i could continue this frenzy but it would problaby annoy people)tomorrows the highlight ot the CENTURY! ferris wheel ride ferris wheel ride ferris wheel ride!OH OH OH and my posee of rosee isnt dead!cause my popo came today and she said put panadol in the water?!? at first i was rather HUH then wth just take the risk so HURRAY!ITS ALIIIIVE. been trying to get on the phone to sort some stuff out...TODAY was the first day i got through Beeeloooodeeeehhhhh hell also the work load has been going away slowly SO thats how the emo bug flew away :D i can go high i smile blindly at people ,just in time for vdays too! catching epic movie tomorrow :D cineleisure! woohoo im robbing the bank like they said in the new year song.then after i rob the bank i go look for ice cream truck then highjack the truck and drive off with the money the ice cream and the many mores :D

did i mention i plan to be a terrorist?

at 9:38 PM

Monday, February 12, 2007

inarticulate store

ROSES ARE RED
VOILETS ARE BLUE
COME TO THINK OF IT
THEY MAKE MY WALLET GO BOO
>:{
oh mah shit yst i spent my afternoon at thomsom to buy flowers because the damn women near my hse who agreed to sell me a stlk of rose at 80 cents each changed it to a godamn 3 dollars @$%#%1451$#%!$ she made me feel so darn demoralised 0_0 i just walked off while she tried to waste my time to explain why the hell.i dumped my parents and went to thomsom :D when i saw the roses were like useless at 22 bucks for 12 stalks i grinned like some deranged crappo and went staight for cashier

toooohhhhdayyy
the flowers seemed to be on the verge to die WAH BEST SIIIIAAAAH.....and i refuse to present it a day earlier i rather watch them die....i just found out that _____ dance like got stroke like that :D LMAO
PLEASE LAME JOKE ALERT:
what is mickey mouse's favourite body part?
"THISknee" NOT FUNNY~! i heard it from SKang

at 10:03 PM

Saturday, February 10, 2007

hellogoodbye

9/2/07
i loved the time i got to catch up
10/2/07

things i plan to do for the week:
-new years shopping
-get a ride on the ferris wheel
-try the vortex and challenger
-buy 20 stalks of roses and keep them alive for 2 days

things i hope to do for the rest of my life:
-put on a smile everyday and not get tired
-ignore judgement

no, im not feeling emo :]

at 8:21 PM

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

tell you no pork hah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fV-THUZjGs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4BJS_Gp5JY

cant wait to see nellyns sun burnt face CHOW TAR! :D

at 9:20 PM

Monday, February 05, 2007

DNALYKM

maybe the most meaningful post

hist test is a goner mrs ng said by looking at my 3/4 page im most likely failing not to mention its my 20 percent -.- starting to regret my joy filled wkend and trying to go for a test like a genius.at the start of the test i was alrdy laughing to myself,literally,then it spread off like fire and we were once again forced to shut up when already so stressed up.getting to tired to be cheerful its DRAINING.

the HRS is shitty foul crap ,since it started i didnt get the chance to loiter and taste the thrill of breaking a rule and also will no spare time to loiter im just walking around clocked to the time table IHATETHIS the relaxation times are all spent in the canteen area so not cozy ..unlike the linkway outside 1b2'06 where we crowded arnd talking loitering sharing crapping and what not imissthat. im starting to feel that the time devoted to growing up is far more then the time we spent enjoying ourselves as kiddos doing lame stuff,head butting the wall, going gaga over candyfloss ..but reality say " I DONT HAVE TIME AND IM TOO TIRED TO CARE?"ZOMG this is such a warping situation.

at 11:00 PM

Friday, February 02, 2007

QUIZ
January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i danced with
March--------------i love
April--------------- i stole from
May----------------i spanked
June---------------i killed
July----------------i kissed
August------------i lied to
September-------i choked on
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i ate

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a spork
2-------myself
3-------my friends dick
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a llama
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------your mom
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my true love
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------an alien
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a banana
25-------1000 people
26-------a gangster
27-------a squirrel
28-------a mexican
29-------my science teacher
30-------my neighbor
31-------my crush

Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:

White-------Because i keep it gangsta
Black--------Because he took my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because thats how i roll
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so

my statement: i married a sandwich beacuase the voices told me to xD
CIP started of badly thanks to LL ...plain contradiction,asked me to go look for wang laoshi so i went then he go release the class to learn tamil WTH lucky for me no one actually left and we managed to do the bally thing ,dont know what its called. hou laoshi damn funny she was folding the cloth and talking about chinatown then wang laoshi said "aiyoh hao man oh" all of a sudden " SHI HORH!!wo...." hahaha she said she liked doing the folding thing but do very slow.

at 9:21 PM