Midday Cigarettes With Talking Trees

Thursday, December 25, 2008

last chrzmus i gave you my ________ ?

although theres no link to anything in the picture who cares!?

hahla! MERRY XXXXXXmas!

whoo ima gonna look like clown tomorrowwww but c'mon its xmas!time to be bold with colours! going to do my rounds and send xmas present,hohoho im the posting santa,surprise?!

under or over,
bye

olivia: okay go!

at 12:23 AM

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Hye.X MAS YI-VE-YI

these :O are actually different in their ways.

do yourself a favour to brighten xmas eve and watch the video! ultimate champ dude!

ho,just ended my final day of work bout 4 hours ago :D for a month,i've been dunking fries,criscut fries,fish,chicken strips and bacon swiss as carlzxzxzx.haha press 14891341785678 if you want to complain bout uncooked food,c'mon its fast food.you wanted it that way,so suit yourself :B thank my mamak i was never a huge fast food fan otherwise i wouldve ate everything i produced,and that would amount to loads of TRANZ FATS,plus breathing in oil for hours is enough to keep me full.but the jobs not bad,it does have a lot of perks,its good enough to consider going back to :V okay thats all that happened today cause i worked from 12-11,clap for me :D

i like the dettachment we share,
bye

olivia: haha yea i finally beat the fat woman!
luvr: oh please!c'mon your name is very gudddd,music to my ears hahahaha.and lady,yes youre talking to me right now,at 3 -..- shit head.
K: yes you are! :N
richa: ello!hows your trip?whooo xerry mmas!
june: we get the point,you won.hahah okayyyy enough uhhhh :}

at 3:12 AM

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Would you name your kid after a car?
eye therapy:

all four done by diff artist,i forgot their names hahahah

im running out of time to do homezxzxworkzxzx

i drew this :D cool not!? we can all be boring ppl at home yknw.

which did your parents name you after?

whoooo MONDAY :D i want to spend my entire bank account buying clothes because over the course of holiday i feel like ive ran out of multiple selections of outfits.working for digi slr turns out to be harder,ive been calling in sick once a week :P xmasi coming i hvnt done any giftshiping ~~yet?~~ doubt i'll start :D please,this year everyone wants something muchas expensive yahhhh.on the other hand i dont really have any specific present i want A LOT but you can always get me the derringer,OR a hasselbland OR LC-A OR BBF(i dont need holgas or dianas,vivatars doing well ) :D im not greedy okayyyy,c'mon no one can resist an awesome gadget,toy or automobil,OR a super stunna' pair of pants :D oh my mamak i havent eat yet,shit,no wonder i feel so holy-moley-my-brain-got-a-holey and drowsy and speechless.if you knw where i can get this (a portable drum set) for my idiot friend please let me know,thank you.

hello y-blehs(your name has hidden ahlian agenda worhzxz),
bye

van:lol yes! my memory A star :D no okay micheal jackson was singing on my playlist so i type him :D
olivia: what so funny mann
stryppie: who're you? are you that girlie that stole my pit hairs :B

at 8:21 PM

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Halved sentances

"for i dare not speak my heart"

PLAY THIS GAME (the target is to slap the shit out of your computerised opponents :D i keep losing to the fat bitchhhh.)

she can barely ride ,but so cute :D she wanted to watch madagascarrrr but it was too late :{

i bet wii didnt mention bout insurance to your endangered tv set :D and he even shouted "mom" hes probably30++? lease use the strap.

what would you want for christmas?,
bye

olivia: :K)
june: haha whatre you talking bout?im not going to goooo
emzo the bozo : haha hell to the no.unless you become a stick figure screaming my anus is bleeding :B

QUIZZZXZXZXZ

#1 The person who passed you this quiz is...
vanan chong qy
#2 Your relationship with him/her is....
my mos milk tea shit head pri sch friend :D

#3 Your 5 impressions of him/ her:.
i'll sum it up,
-listens,thinks,advice
-crazy,she'll always be the first to agree to rob a bank/burn schools/burn ppl :D her game mode always on,thats why we're so fly :D
-hong niang! hahahaha
-the other person that'll sleep till the sun goes down
-the other person that doesnt sleep tiill the sun comes out

#4 The most memorable thing he or she has done for you:
haha she bought hand sweat bands once in p6 fking hilarious,buttt c'mon the unglammest times of your lives are one of the most memorable :D

#5 The most memorable words he she has said to you
"worl peace,luan qian yi ge" hahahahahah fkr luh

#6 If she becomes your lover, you will...
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

#7 If she becomes your lover, things he/she should improve on...
if she was my lover i would've alrdy like her the way she's,right?

#8 If she becomes your enemy....
haha post all her unglam hong nian era photos :D

#9 If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be...
cant even think of any

#10 The most desired thing you want to do for her now is...
uh smile haha spread a smile a day keep the emo away! :B

#11 Your overall impression of him her is....
OMG i tamade nabeh cheebye fucking love her (as a friend uh :B)

#12 How you think people around you will feel about you?
idk you tell me :D but for ppl who dont know me they probably think im some anti social kid,cause i have a matted unhappy face,but hello friend this is my happy face :D

#13 The characteristics you love about yourself are...
uh never personal-just alahlah live my life,never hate.

#14 On the contrary, the characteristics you hate about yourself are...
because im not to personal,i say inappropriate stuff that i take lightly :K}

#15 The most ideal person you want to be is...
currently,travis mccoy cause hes dating katy perry :P

#16 For people that care and like you, say something to them...
"thank you very much,xie xie,kamsahamida,domo,nandri,terimakaseh,dunkan,maxi,gracias"

#17 Pass this quiz to 10 people
if you want me to know how you feel bout me,do this quizzzz,or if youre rotting somewhere in the corner in your house here you go,salvation.OR if youre thinking bout me now do it :D just...remember to tell me you actually did it :B
mean while:
1-vanna hahah
2-hanya
3-pen
4-brenda
5-stef
6-sharmos
7-euniceeeee
8-big bird
9-britney spears
10-micheal jackson

the rest seems to either blogless or lazy to blog :F but i'll jsut name ppl so i can screw with them in the following qns
!!!!???? DO OKAYYYY :D ???!!!

#18 Who is no.6 having a relationship with at the moment?
her love lifes dead currently

#19 Is no.9 a male or female?
female.

#20 If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?.
not bad,quite the couple! :B haha dont pinch me when you see this

#21 How about no.8 and 5?
new genre of porn hahahaha

#22 What is no.2 studying?
the o lvl curriculum -..-

#23 When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
hours ago.

#24 What kind of music band does no.8 like?
children songs :D

#25 Does no.1 has any siblings?
yea

#26 Will you woo no.3?
HAHAH NOOOOO,we'll both agree that the ans to ths is HELL NO.

#27 How about no.7?
haha she'll need to go for head size reducion first :D

#28 Is no.4 single?
shes taken.

#29 What is the hobby of no.4?
bf?

#30 Do no.5 and 9 get along well?
5s in love with her,haha so coincidental!

#31 Where is no.2 studying at?
plmgss

#32 Say something casually about no.1.
sun allergic hahah

#33 Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
yea,kinda but i never succeeded,i somehow was always more interested in elmo,cookiemonster,oscar and the dog :D

#34 where does no.9 live at?
idk,ask stef hahahah :D

#35 What colour does no.4 like?
red

#36 Are no.5 and 1 best friends?
friends

#37 Does no.7 likes no.2?
theyre close, so its a yes.

#38 How do you get to know no.2?
classmates :D

#39 does no.1 have any pets?.
nope unless its her stuff toy rabbits hahah

#40 Is no.7 the sexiest girl in the world?
if by sexy you mean a head that blocks out the sun,OMG OOH LALA!

#41 Do you think its possible if no.4 and no.5 date each other?
that'll be tragic?

#42 Say something more about no.6...
two words milk laptop

#43 What is your relationship with no.9...
shes sex to my ears sometimes haha im glad shes BACK :D "its britney bitch."

#44 List all the schools that no.1 to no.10 are in and originally from:
pl forthe first 7 the rest uhh what?

#45 What would you do if no.10 hates you?
OMG,nah hes to micheal jackson to hate ppl,i respect him mann,c'mon moon walk inventor!? have you heard him speak?!

#46 Which of the following are in a relationship?
4
and
8-hes obviously responsible for clay aikens kid.

#47 How did you first met no.3?
sekolah

#48 How would you react if no.3 and no.10 are together?
LAUGH,DROP,ROLL and ask for money,that is if he salvages his career.

#49 Last question! What would you do if no.10 tells you she is pregnant?
"i knew it"

at 11:51 PM

Monday, December 15, 2008

Comprehending you |em gnidneherpmoC
for whats its worth,

r.i.p betty page.

i named it elliot :D

well here i am posting for the sake of posting. i feel like leaving sg for xmas,this will be my 2nd or 3rd x mas in sg,the only "exciting" event would likely be attacking some unlucky chap with the foam spary thing.his pain is my gain :B i wanna go viet,i miss the simplicity in sapa,theres only a few buildings in the whole sapa.the rest are feilds and mountains.plus trekking in that weather A plus.or maybe i should runaway on xmas cause staying at home is fking unbearable by the sec.

love takes hostager and give them pain,
bye

olivia: :F
sharmaine:your fav milk filled computer
june: magic! :D haha

at 8:32 PM

Thursday, December 11, 2008

There's always going to be something to smile/laugh about

HAHAHAHA this is major ownage.

derrangerrrrrr its 5 digits worth >:{

haha cool not! but its off my charts.

i was laughing at this

i applaude the woman for playing along.who'd knew ppl could actually avoid bills like this.

i cant wait for this :

looks so wicked :D

okay im sleepy now,today was nice :D hanyas back HOORAYYYY .now i await for sarah chang to come back :D sharmaines lagging,havent send me any of her stalker photos.

hats off jimmy,
bye

olivia:okayyyyy HAHA BUHAHAHA ZAHAHA GAHAHAHA JAHAHAH.

at 12:53 AM

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Morning Stoning

i was laughing at the 58 yr-o thing,c'mon! ahpek alrdy give 'it' a rest.

i just found out,cool!

i kinda want to read this :D

i really dont know what i miss more.faeb.

whoo im feeling great today :D went for day ubin trip yst,rushed home for guitar.i made a disturbing conclusion,im retardedly stupid at reading notes/tougay/scores, it took me like 3 mins to make out a b or c.SOOOO because it was too disturbing and im determined to not look stupid or mentally challenged nxt yr,if i do take the test, i drilled scores into my head,and i think i imporved :D Every Good Boy Does Fine,F.A.C.E :D clap hands! still,i struggled throught casablanca,it was suppose to be an easily managable song.but the scores stretched me out.i cant tell the diff between the notes supposedly played on the first string or on the basic scale(okay im kinda talking to myself again).

anyway i think i snapped,thats why i could sleep at ALL.i wanted to steal beer in the fridge,but then as i was digging,i found BITTER LEMON :D and since i was bored i went to search for "quinine" which is found BL,turns out its DRUG hahahah ,works as a painkiller,anti-malaria med.obviously,i started laughing.however,i dont know if its a miracle,but i felt more energized than usual -..- work was smooth,no other comment.period.

i want BLGsto make a better vid for heels over head. Ray LaMontagne is a BLEEDING good artist,hes songs are short,smooth,new.who cares if he looks like a friggin beegees.

im waiting to recieve photos....zahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
bye

k:loser luh!haha kwon jiyong,better than minho all along,at least i thought so.
olivia: youre such a spammer -..-
cny: does cny stand for chinese new year?.and thatsara girl just happens to be my besto,fullstop.

at 2:12 AM